Category: Snacks

CINCO DE MAYO


Tonight’s dinner demanded the stealth of a weary ninja, speed of a frazzled cook, a soft punch of a thousand pillows and the taste of blown off socks (better than it sounds). It felt only right to celebrate Mexican food for Cinco de Mayo.

Rock n’ Guac at your service.

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Cauliflower-gasm


How to Survive Humans and Earth came about as a means to mental and physical well-being. Nothing beats a good de-cluttering of the mind and hearty nosh that blows your socks off.

SO – get y’chops round this.

Step 1: De-stress that job out of your hair and chop like a muttha-fukka

The over-achiever of the Brassica family
The over-achiever of the Brassica family

Step 2: Give those bingo wings a run for their money

In a bowel – 1 cup of flower, 1 cup of water (or less depending on consistency), ½ tsp salt, 1 tsp garlic granules, 1tsp smoked paprika, 1 tsp of chilli powder, good dose of freshly ground black pepper

MIX LIKE A CRAZY PERSON

Bingo-wing delight
Bingo-wing delight

Step 3: Dump the brassica flowers of gloopy delight onto either an oiled baking tray or parchment lined tray

Messy heaven
Messy heaven

Step 4: Bang in the oven at 220c for approx 30 mins or until they look brown/charred or crispy

Crisp-tastic healthy-kick
Crisp-tastic healthy-kick

Step 5: Serve with sharp tasting soy sauce or spicy tomato sauce and DEVOUR!!!!!

Lip-smacking sexy veg
Lip-smacking sexy veg