Category: Snacks

Cauliflower-gasm


How to Survive Humans and Earth came about as a means to mental and physical well-being. Nothing beats a goodย de-cluttering of the mind andย hearty nosh that blowsย your socks off.

SO –ย get y’chops round this.

Step 1: De-stress that job out of your hair and chop like a muttha-fukka

The over-achiever of the Brassica family
The over-achiever of the Brassica family

Step 2: Give those bingo wings a run for their money

In a bowel – 1 cup of flower, 1 cup of water (or less depending on consistency), ยฝ tsp salt, 1 tsp garlic granules, 1tsp smoked paprika, 1 tsp of chilli powder, good dose of freshly ground black pepper

MIX LIKE A CRAZY PERSON

Bingo-wing delight
Bingo-wing delight

Step 3:ย Dump the brassica flowers of gloopy delight onto either an oiled baking tray orย parchment lined tray

Messy heaven
Messy heaven

Step 4: Bang in the oven at 220c for approx 30 mins or until they look brown/charred or crispy

Crisp-tastic healthy-kick
Crisp-tastic healthy-kick

Step 5:ย Serve with sharp tasting soy sauce or spicy tomato sauce and DEVOUR!!!!!

Lip-smacking sexy veg
Lip-smacking sexy veg