Tonight’s dinner demanded the stealth of a weary ninja, speed of a frazzled cook, a soft punch of a thousand pillows and the taste of blown off socks (better than it sounds). It felt only right to celebrate Mexican food for Cinco de Mayo.
How to Survive Humans and Earth came about as a means to mental and physical well-being. Nothing beats a good de-cluttering of the mind and hearty nosh that blows your socks off.
SO – get y’chops round this.
Step 1: De-stress that job out of your hair and chop like a muttha-fukka
Step 2: Give those bingo wings a run for their money
In a bowel – 1 cup of flower, 1 cup of water (or less depending on consistency), ½ tsp salt, 1 tsp garlic granules, 1tsp smoked paprika, 1 tsp of chilli powder, good dose of freshly ground black pepper
MIX LIKE A CRAZY PERSON
Step 3: Dump the brassica flowers of gloopy delight onto either an oiled baking tray or parchment lined tray
Step 4: Bang in the oven at 220c for approx 30 mins or until they look brown/charred or crispy
Step 5: Serve with sharp tasting soy sauce or spicy tomato sauce and DEVOUR!!!!!