How to Survive Humans and Earth came about as a means to mental and physical survival and well-being. Nothing helps with survival and de-cluttering of the mind than hearty nosh that makes your socks fly off.
SO - get y’chops round this.
Step 1: De-stress that job out of your hair and chop like a muttha-fukka
Step 2: Give those bingo wings a run for their money
In a bowel – 1 cup of flower, 1 cup of water (or less depending on consistency), ½ tsp salt, 1 tsp garlic granules, 1tsp smoked paprika, 1 tsp of chilli powder, good dose of freshly ground black pepper
MIX LIKE A CRAZY PERSON
Step 3: Dump the brassica flowers of gloopy delight onto either an oiled baking tray or parchment lined tray
Step 4: Bang in the oven at 220c for approx 30 mins or until they look brown/charred or crispy
Step 5: Serve with sharp tasting soy sauce or spicy tomato sauce and DEVOUR!!!!!